we're blogging at a bar
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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