how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
