My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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