Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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