She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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