I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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