I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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