He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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