Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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