Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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