Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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