I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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