Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Randomize
