Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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