that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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