She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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