I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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