i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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