school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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