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what?
penguin condom
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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