I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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