just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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