Duck Duck Cougar?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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