all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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