Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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