So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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