PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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