also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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