Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
