he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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