Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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