Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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