i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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