I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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