South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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