But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If that was your dad, he is hot
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I had to cum in my sink.
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