Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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