Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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