Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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