what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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