okay pat passed out under dana's car
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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