Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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