If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I think I am morally bankrupt
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Randomize
