i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I will pee on everything he values.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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