I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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