An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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