quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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