I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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