A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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