I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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