Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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