# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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