i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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