Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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