I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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