dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
send nudes
from the living room?
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