I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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