I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I smell like Dick and happiness
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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