Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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