Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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