the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
