After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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